Had something in my eye this morning, so I put my reading glasses on and got very close to the bathroom mirror, something I wouldn’t normally do. Gave me quite a shock, not only was I about 20 years older than I am without my glasses on, but I had a rogue hair shooting up about 2 centimetres from my right eyebrow, also had hair cascading from my ears and nostrils. In fact hair was cascading from everywhere except my head, where I could actually do with a bit of cascading hair. I was forced to spend about half an hour on Facial Hair Landscaping, or FHL as us, more trendy, over 60′s call it. Tell you what, that’s the last time I wear glasses when I look in the mirror, it’s far too depressing, I’d rather not know.