By the main entrance stands Donald Magee
He’s dressed as a sailor, he thinks he’s at sea
There’s a gun in his hand but he’s not going to shoot
He thinks he’s Wellington
The plane, the man and the boot.
He’s in the asylum, I suppose that’s quite sad
but he doesn’t pay rent, so he cant be that mad.
Down in the basement strapped to the wall
is a man who thinks he’s the Lone Ranger
They keep him tied up cause he scare’s the tea lady
and his horse is a bit of a danger
he’s in the asylum so I suppose that’s quite sad
but he’s not a politician so he cant be all bad
There’s Hitler and Churchill discussing the war
and Tarzan discussing the apes
and there’s a man who jumps up and down in a barrel
treading invisible grapes
They’re in the asylum, but its not really sad
cause they’re not building bombs so they’re not really mad.